Ghost Jokes

This is page two of jokes on ghosts, spirits and ghouls. Most of them are appropriate for children, but one or two are not. Because I've collected so many quotes, I've had to break up this page into three parts. If desired, you can go to Page 1 or to Page 3.

What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
A bunch of boo‐boos.

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, poodle, and a ghost?
A cocker‐poodle‐boo.

What do you get when you bite a ghost
A mouth full of sheet.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What do you have to take to become a coroner?
A stiff exam.

What do young ghouls write their homework in?
Exorcise books.

What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A Boo‐logna sandwich.

What does a ghost go if they want to swim?
The Dead Sea.

What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
Boonanas and Booberries.

What does a little ghost call his mother and father?
His trans‐parents.

What fairy tale do all ghosts like best?
Sleeping Boo‐ty.

What ghost helped the Little Leaguers win their game?
The team spirit.

What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender said “Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here.”

What happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

What is a drunkards last drink?
His bier.

What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
Boojeans.

What is a ghost proof cycle?
One with no spooks in it.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Boo‐berry pie with I‐scream.

What is a ghost's favorite bird?
Scare crow.

What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide‐and‐go‐shriek.

What is a ghost's favourite day of the week?
Frightday.

What is a ghost's favourite desert?
Knickerbocker ghouly.

What is one room a ghost's house doesn't need?
A living room.

What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining.

What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
Boo‐‐icks.

What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest.

What kind of ghost haunts skyscrapers?
High spirits.

What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
Surgical spirits.

What kind of horses do ghost kids like to ride?
Night‐mares.

What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?
Tombstones.

What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas‐scare‐a.

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo‐tie.

What medicine do ghosts take for colds?
Coffin drops.

What patriotic song do ghosts like best?
America the Boo‐tiful.

What rides do ghosts like best at the amusement park?
The roller ghoster.

What should you say when you meet a ghost?
How do you boo, sir?

What spirit serves food on a plane?
An airline ghostess.

What story do little ghosts like to hear at bedtime?
Ghoul Delocks and the Three Scares.

What time is it when a ghost haunts your house?
Time to move to a new house.

What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.

What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme‐trees.

What type of music do ghosts prefer?
Spirituals, of course.

What vehicle does a kid ghost like to ride?
A boocycle.

What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
I told you I was ill.

What would you call the ghost of a door‐to‐door salesman?
A dead ringer.

What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw three ghosts following you?
Hope it is Halloween.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken and a ghost?
A peck‐a‐boo.

What would you get if you crossed a ghost and an owl?
Something that frightens people — but doesn't give a hoot.

What's a ghosts favorite Broadway play?
Phantom of the opera.

What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
Booberries.

What's a ghost's favorite ride?
A roller ghoster.

What's a ghoul's favorite game?
Hide‐and‐Go‐Shriek.

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